I'm only attracted to fruit and people who look like fruit?

I have a ual fantasy where a piece of fruit is implanted in my brain and begins to mutate. It then absorbs my consciousness and I become one with the fruit. I then meet Jesus, who tells me I'll never escape limbo unless I have with every piece of fruit in the entire world. I just can't stop thinking about this fantasy. All day at work I just dream about it. My girlfriend thinks it's weird that I keep trying to peel her, but she's the most fruit-looking woman I've been able to find.