Spiritually speaking, which has more dark meat: Cute little kittens, or babby?

I see all this talk of babby stew, babby burgers, babby on the half-shell, etc., and have come to realize I'm lacking some serious atheist cred, because I've never partaken. I thought eating kittens (usually by biting their heads off while still alive, of course) was sufficient to demonstrate my godless bona fides, but Y!A R/S has shown me I may still have more to prove. Here's the thing: I'm a dark meat kinda guy, and kittehs have just the right consistency. I'm not convinced that babby is really all that and an order of fries, and if I have to switch, I don't know if I could take yet another "other white meat" on my table every night. I might have to become a Marcionite or some other obscure thing no one knows about so I can just make sh!t up when they ask my what my beliefs are. I mean, if babby is all stringy white meat, will I have to leave the club? Am I gonna have to fake it from now on, and be a closeted atheist kitten-fancier? Help me out here.